Today I got yet another MLM flyer in the mail from a friend! It's for a MLM called Leap! He keeps bugging me to get into some MLM scam or another... I politely tell him no and that I'm not interested in any MLM, but he insists!

Well, I'm sick of being polite... I AM NOT INTERESTED IN MLM'S!

So, I have started my own MLM.... it's call Take A Flying Leap!

Here's how it works:

1. You send me all your money
2. You jump off the highest structure you can find (eg, bridge, house, cliff, etc.)
3. I make lots of money and don't have a downline to deal with